A little birdy told me

I may, or may not, tweet from time to time.

Secret hopes

Is it wrong that I secretly hope Michael Jackson staged his death so he can launch the most groundbreaking comeback tour ever? That is the only thing that makes his passing remotely interesting to me. Sorry for his kids and all, but he hasn't been culturally relevant in years. To me, at this point he is just a person like everyone else who died that day.

and your little dog too...

If the owner of the yapsack outside doesn't do something soon, today might be the day I finally put down Toto.